I feel a little controversial. I'm not a fan of poetry, generally speaking, but I was having a conversation with my darling girlfriend and this was the result. It took longer to submit tha write, and is probably the only piece of poetry I will ever do or submit. It is, of course, a limerick, and if anyone chooses to believe it's a dirty limerick (the best kind, mind!) then that's a fight between you and your subconscious!
Submitted for the writing prompt at
which was 3am phone call.